Live Young Die Fast

So, a good friend calls me yesterday and we spend about 30 minutes talking about what we're doing, where we're going and life in general. Then he asks, "Has anyone ever said anything to you that has changed your life forever?" Of course I say, "Yes!" He asks "What was it?" My only response was the single greatest quote I've ever heard, that will be burned into my brain until the day I die and I will share with everyone I have a chance to; "Always shift in front of girls; no matter what, whether you have to or not; they dig it."

He then says, "Well, I suppose that just makes a whole lotta fuckin' sense for you doesn't it?" Well sir, it does make a whole lotta sense for me. I still (and always will) shift in front of girls. Whether I have to or not.