Live Young Die Fast

So here's what I'm thinking....since I'm enjoying myself so much being on the road I've decided I should just do this for a living. So here's what I need you to do....find someone that will pay me to do this for the next few years. Maybe I'll even write a book for them at the end of it about all of my wild antics and shenanigans on the road.
Here's my qualifications:
-have my own bike and tent
-pretty ok motorscooter rider
-fairly charming
-absurdly handsome
-sweet moustache
-super sweet chops
-some say I'm a pretty fart smeller
-tall
-obviously modest
So anywho, just give me a call with any leads.
Hey thanks.
Jon Jon